What Valentines is about?

Make sure:
You do not buy lingerie that is too small!
Jewelry always a winner
Avoid chocolate!
No man-toys hidden as gifts!!

CARD (please write sth yourself.. even when sent to office)
DINNER
Loooooooooving
(gift is good if it is properly matched to her interests)

Clean, shaved and WITH A PLAN... No woman wants to decide what to do.
You must show you have an idea of what to do. Be ready to be axed down.. Doesn't matter
as long as you cam up with something! Really! You earn the points. She picks the plan..
Personally I think valentines is stressful and materialistic.. but there are men who know nothing
but buying shit to make you think they care.. Sad really.. And there are women who judge love according to wallet. If you belong to either pls see beginning of post.

Men and video-games

For crying out loud! What's wrong with grown men? I'll tell you what's wrong. They refuse to grow up.
And compared to generations before, they can get away with it. That's how we now have men well into their
thirties sporting camouflage trousers, skateboarding to work drinking frikin milkshake!
Clubbing, carrying hideous man-bags the eternal teenage-man is just plain annoying.
Most women over 25 want a MAN. I repeat: a MAN. Not a overgrown version of the guy we dated in college.
And as tolerant as we can be when the much hated console games take over most of your spare time, we won't stand for it any more. Its loud. It's annoying. It's impossible to talk to you when your in the "zone", and you bring your dinner in front of the game instead of having a nice meal with us! Ai ai ai.
The amount of console games playing / obsessing needs to be controlled if you want to have any chance of keeping your lady happy. Unless she is equally enthusiastic, take it from me, we do not enjoy it!
We even get jealous of the game. I dumped a guy way back for this reason, so I should know.
Everything went out the wondow when the x-box arrived. Mealtime, sex, social life.. the lot.
All he wanted to do was play. And when he could hook up online and play with his mates weekly pub visits were also forgotten. Once I paraded naked in front of the tv suggesting a roll in the hay, where he lost some

special "point".. "God-damn it", he shouts, "Now look what you have done! You know I could have gotten a new life with that golden key". He sure did get a new life.  

Great tip.. Women and baby oil

you can never go wrong with baby oil.. As long as you stay away from face and hair.. it's a carte blance..
And it's not embarrassing to put in any "man" shopping basket..
now.. it's not for you, but be prepared for freebies once its (the massage-oil I mean!) been lovingly applied.

Why we lie about our spending. Women and shopping

Why do women lie to our partners about the
- prize-tag of what we have purchased ?
- the amount we have bought ( hiding items away just to bring them out later and say "This old thing? I've had it for ages" ?
- The real aim (shopping) of saturday lunch with the girls?
How come women always come up with reasons that
- One can not travel without pushing the limit of baggage allowance on the return flight?
- It would be a waste of money NOT to buy an item.. whatever it is, as long it's on sale?
- We deserve/need/cannot live without certain items?
Most men will recognize this. So, why are women acting so stupid about it. We should according to you:
1. Just buy what we need when we need it
2. If we buy something, there should be no need to hide or lie
3. Stop impulse shopping all together

Here is the thing. We don't act so silly regarding our purchases with our girlfriends. Because they do not mock us. They don't get angry. They don't laugh.
And they show genuine enthusiasm! They tell us "great buy".

There is no answer to the questions above. But advice for peace in the household and to help us not having to resort to lies. Just leave us to it. Its intrinsically female. We can't help ourselves.
Don't mock us and don't be angry. If you add a compliment you might even get laid before we have time to cut off the label..

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No need for scrotum-reduction boys! Honestly it's not going to make us like scrotums any more..
tight or not....

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Enough with the dont's.. You do do some things right. Keep doing it!

I've written an awful lot about dont's. So, I will remind you of the things you do that are right! The stuff we love, and the stuff that keeps us happy hanging on to you.

1. Impulsive and unexpected text messages. Just a " hi, btw I love you!".. Melt!
2. Fixing "manly stuff". As emancipated and strong we think we are, we are very relieved when you fix "man-things" such as anything to do with cars or motors in general, pipes and drains, heavy stuff, dirty and gross things that needs to be done, basically everything involving tools that dont fit in a handbag or the dishwasher.
3. When you cuddle us in our sleep. We all love it when you snuggle up to us in the night. Just for sleeping. Just for sleeping next to us. A warm arm around us so we feel protected and loved, and you can get away with murder.
4. Most men actually have flashes of ingeniousness every now and again, and arrive with an unexpected gift!
Whoever try to make us believe that is an act of guilt should be duck-taped and kicked. Perhaps men do buy flowers out of guilt now and again, but I choose to believe that most men surprise their girl out of love and that we are just to appreciate it.
5. Joining and behaving at our office do. We know you hate it. But when you scrub up, put your best foot forward, and join our office celebration with us we love you. You grin and bear it. You speak to boring colleges and flirt with their wife's. If you make it through without being an embarrassment, drunk or a complete sourpuss.. there is sex to be had!
6. Scenario: we.. no make-up in floppy cuddly clothes.. you: give heartfelt compliment and tell us we look beautiful.. Most men appreciate a "natural look" and all women melt when being appreciated just as nature made us.. no fake lashes or fishnet stocking in sight.

Keep up the good work guys! 

Baby Talk is no good

Yes. Men baby-talk. It's a common occurring in long-term relationships.
After a while the baby-talk sneaks in and becomes a part of the private language lovers have.
Why, Lord only knows,- I sure don't!
We really just want to sound cute from time to time, and suddenly it's become more frequent than either sex intended. Where baby-talk is sweet and loving in a "cuddly" context (say in the sofa watching a movie, or everyday laughs and banter), once it reaches the bedroom the warning bells should go off..
You might think you have never and will never baby-talk?
If you have had one or more relationships over 2 years duration, there is a very high possibility that you
have in deed "baby-talked". Be honest now.
I have discussed this with many girlfriends and we all agree that baby-talk sneaks in like an unwanted guest to the bedroom.
Couples need to work together to exorcise this nasty habit.
Why?
Because it is OK in tiny doses, but just wrong when it comes to sex between two adults.
It turns us girls on to have a real man's voice say, almost command  "I want you now!"
.. rather than some smurf-like bullocks.
I am sure you appreciate not going to bed with a woman who sounds like a 5-year old.

Whoever initiates a change from Baby-talk hell should start by stopping themselves. If the partner soon does not cop on and stops naturally, gently bring it up (alternatively show him/her this post ).

Good luck and welcome back to adult sex!