What to reply when we have a "fat"-day!

"Does my bum look big in this?". "Do you think I have put on weight?".
You have heard it and you are stuck. Deer caught in headlight. You panic and get it wrong.
There is always just one reply to this. Keep it short and simple. Practice if you must.
My boyfriend uses this and it works very well.
He simply says "No, honey, you look gorgeous/ beautiful.. (add adjective of your choice)".
If I start preassuring him he simply repeats it.
Me: "But you are just saying that!
Him: "No, I think you look beautiful"

On new clothes or outfits where we ask your opinion we are really just fishing for compliments.
So. I suggest you apply the reply above for that as well.

Bonus tip: Try to remember one dress that you like on her. The color will do.
You see, if we ask your opinion about a new dress, and you reply: " It's really pretty honey, but
not as nice as your xx (insert color) dress. That's my favorite!"
Why that works? Because all women melt when our man remembers something like that.
Saying you have a favorite dress for her, or any other item (no, underwear can not be used)
makes us feel special.

And the rule is: A woman who feels special is a happy woman = more sex= happy man.