Get her wild in bed

Sorry boys, I only made this header to make you read this post. The header should have been "Housework". Contrary to many men's belief, most women are not born domestic godesses. Newsflash: we hate housework as much as you! I'm not suggesting some feminist crap of sharing everything 50/50. We don't need to lawn the grass or change light-bulbs as much as you don't cherish decorating for Christmas and putting spaghetti/spices/rice in decorative jars. What we want to find is a happy middle.

Dishes and washing can be shared! Women should also fill up with petrol by the way.. It's nonsense that this should be a man's job.

Unless you have two toilets I strongly suggest you make an effort to keep the seat down. For the sake of yours and hers sanity and peace on earth.

When doing the washing stick to the safe stuff. You can't go wrong with bed-sheets, towels, jeans etc.. Oh, and your own stuff! Stay away from anything which looks like a "special garment". Do not wash her blouses, dresses, fancy going out stuff or delicate underwear (granny-pants and cotton sweats are considered ok). Should you shrink/damage a favorite (you would never even guess how expensive/unique/special it was) item, you will hear about it for years! Guy's poker-night/football-night/BBQ night/ape-night.. clear table, throw away beer-cans and empty pizza-boxes, empty the ashtrays and wake up with a hangover AND the possibility of a shag. Don't and you'll have a hangover and a screeching inferno. I'm just giving you the option here.. I'll post more on the delightful topic of domestic chores later, but I guess this is just about as much as you can handle at once, so I'm breaking it into bite-size portions for you.