GIFTS

You guys have it simple. Women are easier to please than you might think. Basics that ALWAYS hit home follows below. First I'll tell you what does not constitute as a GIFT: Chocolate. That's picked up at the airport taken for given, and they are the little things we consider mandatory and is NOT a gift (it's 2011, not 1950, lads. And, are you trying to make us fat?): DO NOT get us pets unless we have asked for it. DO NOT get any household appliance! A new blender is about as romantic as a handjob, if you catch my drift! Safe bets (for every wallet there is something): Jewelry Perfume Expensive brand-name cosmetics gift sets (NO anti -wrinkle stuff for women under 40!!. NO anti-cellulite or "body firming" stuff, please.No deodorants, however expensive. And no anti-blemish stuff. That we take care of ourself) Safe bet Expensive brand name cosmetics (YSL, Lancome, Biotherm, Clarins, Estee Lauder, Elisabeth Arden, Chanel, Dior etc..)Bodycare, Skincare, Make-up sets, Nail-care Expensive Scented Candles & Oils Quality sexy lingerie Quality silk, cashmere, wool or other nice material scarfs/shawls Watches & Costume jelry (costume jewlry is always appreciated, like gucci, cartier, DKNY, House of Harlow, Dior, Calvin Kline e.t.c.) Flowers! ONE EXEPTION: DO not give her flowers when you are feeling guilty. We sill smell it like a rotten cheese even if we don't mention it. Guilt-flowers have the opposite effect. Travel or HOTEL Book a weekend getaway, surprise her with one night of luxury in a 5star hotel, take her on a ferry-ride.. Do something which takes you out of the treadmill and flannel pyjamas & dirty dishes at home. (Check page my page on sex for icing on the cake!)