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Friday, November 11, 2011

Great tip.. Women and baby oil

you can never go wrong with baby oil.. As long as you stay away from face and hair.. it's a carte blance..
And it's not embarrassing to put in any "man" shopping basket..
now.. it's not for you, but be prepared for freebies once its (the massage-oil I mean!) been lovingly applied.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Why we lie about our spending. Women and shopping

Why do women lie to our partners about the
- prize-tag of what we have purchased ?
- the amount we have bought ( hiding items away just to bring them out later and say "This old thing? I've had it for ages" ?
- The real aim (shopping) of saturday lunch with the girls?
How come women always come up with reasons that
- One can not travel without pushing the limit of baggage allowance on the return flight?
- It would be a waste of money NOT to buy an item.. whatever it is, as long it's on sale?
- We deserve/need/cannot live without certain items?
Most men will recognize this. So, why are women acting so stupid about it. We should according to you:
1. Just buy what we need when we need it
2. If we buy something, there should be no need to hide or lie
3. Stop impulse shopping all together

Here is the thing. We don't act so silly regarding our purchases with our girlfriends. Because they do not mock us. They don't get angry. They don't laugh.
And they show genuine enthusiasm! They tell us "great buy".

There is no answer to the questions above. But advice for peace in the household and to help us not having to resort to lies. Just leave us to it. Its intrinsically female. We can't help ourselves.
Don't mock us and don't be angry. If you add a compliment you might even get laid before we have time to cut off the label..