Great tip.. Women and baby oil

you can never go wrong with baby oil.. As long as you stay away from face and hair.. it's a carte blance..
And it's not embarrassing to put in any "man" shopping basket..
now.. it's not for you, but be prepared for freebies once its (the massage-oil I mean!) been lovingly applied.

Why we lie about our spending. Women and shopping

Why do women lie to our partners about the
- prize-tag of what we have purchased ?
- the amount we have bought ( hiding items away just to bring them out later and say "This old thing? I've had it for ages" ?
- The real aim (shopping) of saturday lunch with the girls?
How come women always come up with reasons that
- One can not travel without pushing the limit of baggage allowance on the return flight?
- It would be a waste of money NOT to buy an item.. whatever it is, as long it's on sale?
- We deserve/need/cannot live without certain items?
Most men will recognize this. So, why are women acting so stupid about it. We should according to you:
1. Just buy what we need when we need it
2. If we buy something, there should be no need to hide or lie
3. Stop impulse shopping all together

Here is the thing. We don't act so silly regarding our purchases with our girlfriends. Because they do not mock us. They don't get angry. They don't laugh.
And they show genuine enthusiasm! They tell us "great buy".

There is no answer to the questions above. But advice for peace in the household and to help us not having to resort to lies. Just leave us to it. Its intrinsically female. We can't help ourselves.
Don't mock us and don't be angry. If you add a compliment you might even get laid before we have time to cut off the label..

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No need for scrotum-reduction boys! Honestly it's not going to make us like scrotums any more..
tight or not....

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Enough with the dont's.. You do do some things right. Keep doing it!

I've written an awful lot about dont's. So, I will remind you of the things you do that are right! The stuff we love, and the stuff that keeps us happy hanging on to you.

1. Impulsive and unexpected text messages. Just a " hi, btw I love you!".. Melt!
2. Fixing "manly stuff". As emancipated and strong we think we are, we are very relieved when you fix "man-things" such as anything to do with cars or motors in general, pipes and drains, heavy stuff, dirty and gross things that needs to be done, basically everything involving tools that dont fit in a handbag or the dishwasher.
3. When you cuddle us in our sleep. We all love it when you snuggle up to us in the night. Just for sleeping. Just for sleeping next to us. A warm arm around us so we feel protected and loved, and you can get away with murder.
4. Most men actually have flashes of ingeniousness every now and again, and arrive with an unexpected gift!
Whoever try to make us believe that is an act of guilt should be duck-taped and kicked. Perhaps men do buy flowers out of guilt now and again, but I choose to believe that most men surprise their girl out of love and that we are just to appreciate it.
5. Joining and behaving at our office do. We know you hate it. But when you scrub up, put your best foot forward, and join our office celebration with us we love you. You grin and bear it. You speak to boring colleges and flirt with their wife's. If you make it through without being an embarrassment, drunk or a complete sourpuss.. there is sex to be had!
6. Scenario: we.. no make-up in floppy cuddly clothes.. you: give heartfelt compliment and tell us we look beautiful.. Most men appreciate a "natural look" and all women melt when being appreciated just as nature made us.. no fake lashes or fishnet stocking in sight.

Keep up the good work guys! 

Baby Talk is no good

Yes. Men baby-talk. It's a common occurring in long-term relationships.
After a while the baby-talk sneaks in and becomes a part of the private language lovers have.
Why, Lord only knows,- I sure don't!
We really just want to sound cute from time to time, and suddenly it's become more frequent than either sex intended. Where baby-talk is sweet and loving in a "cuddly" context (say in the sofa watching a movie, or everyday laughs and banter), once it reaches the bedroom the warning bells should go off..
You might think you have never and will never baby-talk?
If you have had one or more relationships over 2 years duration, there is a very high possibility that you
have in deed "baby-talked". Be honest now.
I have discussed this with many girlfriends and we all agree that baby-talk sneaks in like an unwanted guest to the bedroom.
Couples need to work together to exorcise this nasty habit.
Why?
Because it is OK in tiny doses, but just wrong when it comes to sex between two adults.
It turns us girls on to have a real man's voice say, almost command  "I want you now!"
.. rather than some smurf-like bullocks.
I am sure you appreciate not going to bed with a woman who sounds like a 5-year old.

Whoever initiates a change from Baby-talk hell should start by stopping themselves. If the partner soon does not cop on and stops naturally, gently bring it up (alternatively show him/her this post ).

Good luck and welcome back to adult sex!

Remember us when you are sick

MAN SICK
A term all women over 25 are familiar with. Knowledge from all men we know.
We can be close to the ER, yet if you cough more than 3 times in a row MAN-SICKNESS
is in da house.. You are so sick when you are sick it is absolutely laughable.
I am talking sniffles, coughs, flues, broken bones.. things you would actually recover from.
There is so much nursing to do compared to the lack of compassion you give when we have similar
illnesses you should all be ashamed. You think its that time of the month or pop out for a pint as we are
quite frankly not looking our best and sex is certainly not on the menu.
But whenever you sneeze we are to fetch endless cups of tea and agree to your will and  final testament..
Once serious illnesses are lurking you turn into oysters. No word until the ambulance got you speeding.
How can it be you are so stupid not to see that a pain in x y or z over a long period of time needs a
check-up, but once a cold strikes you are ready to say your last prayers?
LESSON: If you notice something ..anywhere ..bothering you over a longer (no, not 3 years, more like 3 weeks) TELL US. We will organise doctor appointments and get u sorted our.
If you have a cold you would want to give us the same care when we do. Because we would be as sick as you.

To shave or not to shave

First of all. Please shave! Not many women want to date the wizard of oz or a lumberjack. As cute as a little stubble is now and again you don't know what it does to our skin! To test you can try rubbing your wrist (soft side) against your stubble for 5 minutes. Now imagine what that does to the delicate skin around our mouth, or even more delicate... you catch my drift..
Somehow it seems shaving has gone off fashion nowadays, but I can tell you most women appreciate a clean shaven man.
Many men are better at shaving their balls than their face.
For all sake, keep up the ball-shaving, just don't forget the face.
And please do not shave or wax your chest!
Unless you live in LA please leave that nonsense. Some men are born with a hairy chest, some without. Embrace what nature gave you. I've discussed this with numerous girls and the verdict is clear:
a shaved chest is NOT a chest we want to sleep on. The poor ladies who have tried describe it as making love to a gigantic grater.